hello hacker fucker

this is nox the ox

heres the deal.

if you hack this page

i will find you

where ever you are

and break your legs

and thats a promise

tricotmalewife:

let me put this in terms that you can understand. if we catch you browsing futanari porn on the school library computers one more time, we are going to “isekai” you to a new high school.

thunderpibb:
“a-book-of-creatures:
“tripropellant:
“bigpastapete:
“ pizzaback:
“ tripropellant:
“Sensational bite. Fully loaded
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mean
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i hope little yelly seal isn’t actually hurt because this picture is my favourite.
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He was devoured.
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thunderpibb:

a-book-of-creatures:

tripropellant:

bigpastapete:

pizzaback:

tripropellant:

Sensational bite. Fully loaded

mean

i hope little yelly seal isn’t actually hurt because this picture is my favourite.

He was devoured.

It’s a love bite! Sort of. That’s a male elephant seal grabbing onto a female. Plenty of such bites on stock photos.

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And a reminder of just how different the sexes are

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Elephant seals are absurd beasts

He was devoured.

dreg-heap:

dreg-heap:

Can’t let British people have air conditioning because first they’d call it something twee like “the climate fixer” and then in 20 years they’ll call it “the climb” or “the climmy”

French kids would call it “le climot”, frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it “machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice”